Harvey: weight 20 something pounds
Eva: weight 20 something pounds.
Scene of the crime: Family room. Harvey was sitting innocently at my feet as I browsed the internet. 10 minutes pass. I no longer hear the snuffling snorting of 6 month old boy. Harvey is missing. No one is here except Eva. Well Addie but she's occupied. That means that Eva somehow kidnapped Harvey. Which is physically impossible since they are about the same weight.
I start a manhunt. Well babyhunt. I locate the young man on the other side of the house. Don't know how he got there..but he looks happy. He's sitting in a blue toy bin. Eva is pushing him in it.
I return to the internet.
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